He called himself - A footballer like no other
We called him - A footballer like no other!!! The leg end?
Most likely to be - Recounting tales of former glory days (27th and 28th October 1987)
Least Likely to be - Putting his hand in his pocket for the after match drinks
Where did he play - To be honest, we’ve no idea, but it certainly wasn’t in Penwortham on a Thursday night
Where is he now - Playing golf with a bunch of boring old timers, with bad backs, creaky knees, failing eyesight (note, I’m making no reference to hair loss, that’d see me on too dodgy ground)
Fascinating fact - Dave was never slow to pass on his years of footballing knowledge to younger players, a process that took all of 15 seconds, if he repeated himself